omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
kawaii blogging tip: make your blog as unreadable as possible. all font is size 1.5 and only 1 shade darker than the background, which is still the same color anyways. set the blog language to a language like french or japanese, whichever one you don’t know. fetishize japan to the point it makes other people uncomfortable. set an invisible autoplay on your blog of some old anime closing theme and have it reset every time someone clicks “next page”
Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
when Russia sends you nudes
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg